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5 M - Langkah2 kesihatan minda

kasihan pada anak kecil ini..xkan pasir je bah?..nasik2 xdeke..

abah tgu ni syg.

Sebagai seorang bekas pekerja kita mesti melakukan 5 M :
1-Menanti baki gaji sampai mampos.

2-Meratapi wajah anak2 sambil berkata "abah syg korang,tp boss abah x syg abah..korang mkn
pasir dlu eh bln ni ngn bln dpn"..

jawab anak2 kebiasaannya "mulia sungguh hati boss abah,..semoga tuhan cucuri rahmat
hidup keatasnya."

3-Meluahkan rasa marah kerana hak belum dijelaskan dgn jalan yg paling lembut selembut
kulit bayi atau ibunya..gunalah alunan jari untuk menaip di ruang chatbox.

4-Mengambil tahu masalah kompeni supaya kesabaran anda lebih teruji,,walaupun itu bukan
masalah anda sebenarnya..

5-Menanti adalah yg ke 5..disebabkan PENANTIAN akan terus berlaku kebiasaannya didalam
kes2 melibatkan pembayaran...kerana kompeni selalunya akan berdiam diri tanpa sebarang
pemberitahuan formal...

trima kasih daun keladi,
jgn lupa cek gaji,

Ass Hole Song...

Mggu lepas slps gua beli DVD dokumentari How To Be A Good Boss gua g kedai cd lagu Victoria...saje gua usha2 CD lagu original walaupon gaji time tuh x msk lg (skang dh msuk wpon suku...bolehlaa idup seminggu)...gua belek2 CD gua jupe CD lagu best yg dh lame gua cr...CD Jimmy Buffet...klasik ni...serius best...dlm CD ni ade lagu yg paling gua suker dgr...tajuk dier mmg bst dgn jiwa gua skang...sesuai di didengar selepas tgk citer dokumentari yg gua beli tuh...lagu ni jugak sesuai kalo korang dengar time trafik jem kt dlm kete...ataupun semasa dlm perjalanan nk g opis juper boss...kalo korang x tau nk ckp ape time juper boss..korang dgr lagu ni...mmg dpt terus idea..lirik lagu ni memang layan abis...korang bace laa lirik ni :

ASS HOLE SONG BY JIMMY BUFFET....

Were you born an asshole?

Or did you work at it your whole life?

Either way it worked out fine

'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...

And don't you try to blame it on me.

You deserve all the credit.

You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.

You're an asshole tonight.

And I've got a feelin'

you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother

just the other night.

I told her I thought you were an asshole.

She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes

'cause you've known them your whole life.

And somebody told me

you've got an asshole for a man.

Were you born an asshole?

Or did you work at it your whole life?

Either way it worked out fine

'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

kalo sesape nak dengar lagu ni boleh mtak kat aku...aku dh convert ke MP3...ok laa...gua nk g menurun mintak nombor ekor...tok bomoh kt Batu Kurau, Perak dah tunggu gua bwk keris lama nih...